tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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