The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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