HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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