it's too hot outside to masturbate.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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