so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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