No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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