they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You smell like a Billy Joel song
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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