I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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