We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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