But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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