Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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