It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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