He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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