im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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