He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I wear drunk well.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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