i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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