best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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