Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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