I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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