We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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