hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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