D3 body, D1 cock
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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