they need to just BURY HIM!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
