when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Where did you get a picture of my penis
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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