I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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