Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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