...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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