So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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