i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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