i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
