Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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