Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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