Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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