found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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