Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i love accidental penises.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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