But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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