Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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