your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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