There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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