Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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