Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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