So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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