If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
The uberlube is also flammable
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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