He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
