Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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