You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The ass gains better be worth it
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