Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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