I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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