he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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