It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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