I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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